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高考暴笑语文默写(笑晕过不少人）和改版古诗

1.某女作诗曰：一日黄昏漫步，见一男生装酷，呕吐，呕吐，低头只想撞树！
2.男生回诗曰：一日自习深处，见一恐龙撞树，恐怖，恐怖，可怜那颗小 树
3.日照香炉生紫烟，李白来到烤鸭店。口水直流三千尺，一摸口袋没带钱。<望炉山瀑布>
4.春眠不觉晓，处处蚊子咬。夜来 大狗熊，谁也跑不了。《春晓》
5.李白乘舟不给钱，船夫一脚踢下船。桃花滩水深千尺，不知李白死没死。《李白》
6.清明时节雨纷纷，孤家 寡人欲断魂，借问美女何处有，牧童遥指此Q群《清明》
7.春眠不觉晓，理工美女少，夜来睡不着，俺去网上找《春晓》
8.大千网络绿映红， 聊天见面心渐空，见面四百八十次，多少恐龙在其中《江南春》

1.___，为伊消得人憔悴
同学答：宽衣解带终不悔
2. 问渠哪得清如许，____
同学答：心中自有清泉在
3。何当共剪西窗烛，____
同学答：夫妻对坐到天明
4.蚍蜉撼大 树，____
同学答：一动也不动
5.君子成人之美，____
同学答：小人夺人所爱
7.___，天下谁人不识君
同 学答：只要貌似萨达姆
（汗|||....）
8.后宫佳丽三千人，____
同学答：铁棒也会磨成针~~~
10.东边日出西 边雨，___
同学答：床头打架床尾合
11.__，糟糠之妻不下堂
同学答：结发之夫不上床
（语文老师暴怒！）
13. 西塞山前白鹭飞，___
同学答：东村河边爬乌龟
14.我劝天公重抖擞，____
同学答：天公对我吼三吼
15.天生我才必 有用，____
同学答：关键时刻显神通
16.天若有情天亦老，___
同学答：人不风流枉少年！
18.期末考试出对联, 上联是英雄宝刀未老
该初三同学对下联为：老娘丰韵尤存
20.床前明月光，___
同学答：李白睡的香
21.管中窥 豹，___
同学答：吓我一跳
24.____，路上行人欲断魂
初一学生的杰作：半夜三更鬼敲门
29.初一的学生对对子， “登城白云间揽山色入怀，___”
同学答：我到酒店去抱小姐上床
34.人生自古谁无死，___
同学答：有谁大便不带纸
35. 有次考李清照的如梦令，“知否？知否？___”
同学答：SORRY , I DONT KNOW...
38.千山万水总是情，__
同 学答：多给一份行不行
39.高一的时候，一次月考，上句“仰天大笑出门去，（正解）我辈岂是蓬蒿人”。班
上有人写：一不小心扭到腰
40. 问君能有几多愁，___
同学答：恰似一壶二锅头
（老师批“你又喝多了……”）


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it had been months since all of us went out together n chat.I really miss those days.
Thanks for the great memories and making my world more colourful~I really cheerish every single moment we played together.xDD I wish u guys the best of luck n all the best for the future! c= Im doing great here juz tat i still cant adapt to the weather,which is chilling cold.hehehe.my school hols starts frm 1st of April and ends on the 19th.REMEMBER TO BLOG N DON'T LET IT DIE! LOL im currently in Riccarton High School with lotsa Sarawakians,studying year13.im taking 5 subjects,3 main science subs ,maths calculus n IELTS.1st experience in catching 50woodlice for biology investigation!!!!no kidding,i asked my family to catch them for me.we went up to the forest research centre,half an hour drive up there juz to get those woodlice =.= the education system is kinda diffirent from ours tho.we hav to do research and also no tuition.hehehehe

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